How I Beat The Market And Bought A Candy Bar With My Profits; a Guest Post

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About the Author: Josh Hanagarne writes World’s Strongest Librarian, a blog with advice about living with Tourette’s Syndrome, book recommendations, buying pants when you’re 6’8”, kettlebells, old-time strongman training, and much more. Please subscribe to Josh’s RSS Updates to stay in touch. John resides in Australia.


A Librarian’s Perspective on Analysis Paralysis, or: How I Beat The Market And Bought A Candy Bar With My Profits

I got bitten by the stock bug a couple of years ago after
reading one of Jim Cramer’s books. It
came across the desk at the library and I just wanted to know what the bald guy
on the cover was screaming about. At the
time, I didn’t know about the show, which was for the best.

I got excited while reading the book.  The thought of making money in the market
sounded really, really nice. So, as any
respectable librarian would, I started doing some research. You don’t do things without educating
yourself, right?

I wanted to make an informed decision before I started
throwing what little money I had into the whirlwind.

So I began educating myself.

A Common Character

I know a lot of writers, bloggers, powerlifters,
bodybuilders, and professional strongmen. These groups all share a common characteristic—successful members of
these clubs attract hordes of newcomers who blaze with enthusiasm before they
realize how hard and thankless the work can be.

The books and gurus pump them up, they vow to knuckle down
and get after it, and they do…for a while at least.

When the initial passion subsides, many of these people
convince themselves that what is required is further study. Unfortunately, it is easy to convince
yourself that reading about writing is actually writing.That reading other blogs is “research” for your
own blogging. That reading a book about
isometrics is making you stronger.

The “Preliminary”Reading

Here was my reading list before I convinced myself I was
“ready” to jump into stocks:

Mad Money

The Little Book That Beats the Market

Against The Gods

A Random Walk Down Wall Street

The Only Investment Guide You’ll Ever Need

After that last one, I thought: okay, I’ve got to be ready.  So
I got an account on Sharebuilder and Scottrade.

Then, instead of investing, I read:

Hundreds of Articles on Morningstar

Lots of charts on the library’s expensive Value
Line database

Tons of archived articles on Investor’s Business

Something else Jim Cramer wrote

A few thing by the Motley Fool guys

The Five Rules For Successful Stock Investing

One Up On Wall Street

The Intelligent Investor

Rule #1: The Successful Strategy For Successful
Investing in Only 15 Minutes A Day

And then, I was ready. 
Sort of.

I closed my eyes, spun in a circle, gritted my teeth, and
bought three shares of Research In Motion just like everyone else was

It did really well for a while, but eventually I sold it in
time to make about $5.00.  Thrilled by my
cunning, I went and bought a King Sized Twix and savored it to death. 

What I Learned

After talking with friends and family members who are more
involved in the market than I am, I learned that they either:

Invest in unsexy stocks that grow over time or chase things
that are sexy at the moment.  A lot of
people tend to do that all at once, which I learned can create its own

Regardless, it was the people who acted who had something to
show for it, whether it was a financial profit or just a hard lesson learned.

Even calling me a beginner is generous.  But my limited experience has convinced me
that like anything else, investing can be over-analyzed.  There can only be so much hand wringing
before you admit you’re just stalling, even when the stakes are high.  If an ER heart surgeon debates for too long,
the results will not be good for anyone involved.

The risk of losing money terrifies me, but reading about
investing without really committing around to it felt like a waste of
time.  That’s on me. 

But it was better for me—better emotionally, mentally, and
fiscally– to waste my time than to potentially waste my money.  That’s why I’ll never have a mansion.  That’s why I’ll always be a beginner.  Because when something is uncomfortable to
me, analyzing it is easier than doing it.

Study gets you just so far, and then you’ve got to
choose.  The choice will be different for
anyone, because we all think in very different ways.  The pendulum of common sense and reason
swings far indeed.

But man that candy was good.


8 Responses to How I Beat The Market And Bought A Candy Bar With My Profits; a Guest Post

  1. Randy34 09/26/2009 at 11:13 AM #

    What can I say, this guy is ME:)

  2. Mark Wolfinger 09/26/2009 at 11:33 AM #

    I think it’s a cute story.
    Better luck in the future.

  3. Josh Hanagarne 09/26/2009 at 3:15 PM #

    Yeah, as far as stocks go, I think a “cute story” is probably all I’ll be able to come up with. Thanks for running the post Mark. It was fun to write.

  4. Mark Wolfinger 09/26/2009 at 3:27 PM #

    More fun to read!
    Well done mate.

  5. Greg 09/27/2009 at 7:54 AM #

    Hey Josh! You and I are on the same page here. I got a similar bug several years ago, with about the same result. May be more common than you know…

  6. Annabel Candy, Get In the Hot Spot 09/27/2009 at 6:12 PM #

    Wow! Can’t believe you bought a Twix with the profits and then ate it. Surely you should have reinvested your profit into something else. I think shares in Cadburys would be a perfect long term investment for you.

  7. Cleo Kimmes 02/03/2011 at 5:47 AM #

    Hello just wanted to give you a quick heads up and let you know a few of the pictures aren’t loading correctly. I’m not sure why but I think its a linking issue. I’ve tried it in two different browsers and both show the same results.

  8. Mark D Wolfinger 02/03/2011 at 7:05 AM #

    In fact there are several hundred such links. It’s a result of migration problems – when I moved the blog to WordPress. I’m working on resolving this one image at a time. This is gong to take a long time.

    Thanks for the heads-op